neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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how do i tell my parents i’m training to be hokage

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discovers:

<3

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southernstoner420:

Goku was never too bright.

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I really miss seeing my girlfriend a lot and doing cute stuff with her, summer get here already ):

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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