i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
how do i tell my parents i’m training to be hokage
"Life is so ironic. It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence."
I really miss seeing my girlfriend a lot and doing cute stuff with her, summer get here already ):
"I miss you all the time, and I think of you all the time. You consume my heart and you eat away at my soul."
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again